Happy Halloween everyone! The scariest night of the year is finally upon us, so we’re assuming that you’ve got your costumes at the ready and your cupboards stacked with treats! Unless you fancy getting your house egged or whatever trick or treaters do these days…
You’ve all been getting into the Halloween spirit on Twitter with #ScaryStoriesIn5Words, #ModernDayHorrors and #FootballHorrorMovies. Here’s our pick of the best 10 tweets from each hashtag.
Your parents found your Tumblr. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Luke Żammit (@AlphaWings) October 31, 2014
Alone with starving Luis Suarez. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) October 31, 2014
You won’t like Suarez when he’s hungry…
The tickets are sold out #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Jackie. (@ghostofclifford) October 31, 2014
The one thing we all dread to hear.
Justin Bieber's releasing another album #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Niki Albon (@NikiAlbon) October 31, 2014
U2 invaded my phone again #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— sunny (@Sunnyy_H) October 31, 2014
Bono man, leave us alone.
What does this button do? #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Geeky Girl Engineer (@gkygirlengineer) October 31, 2014
we dont have any food #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— pauliina (@voguelarrry) October 31, 2014
What sort of house has no food?
I am out of beer #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Jen Chatten (@EclBflyDesigns) October 31, 2014
First no food, now no beer!? Oh come on!
Here are some holiday pictures. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— William Barrett (@WilliamJBarrett) October 31, 2014
When your Mum drags out embarrassing holiday snaps.
UKIP win by a landslide. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— -22:12 (@treacadelic) October 31, 2014
Nigel Farage as Prime Minister. Jesus Christ.
"Sorry, we are unable to reach the Netflix service. Please try again later." #ModernDayHorrors
— Nobody (@mcibty) October 31, 2014
Anything but Netflix!
#ModernDayHorrors Waking up and realising you forgot to charge your phone
— Dominic McGregor (@DominicMcGregor) October 31, 2014
Worst. Feeling. Ever.
#ModernDayHorrors Having to ask someone more than 3 times to repeat themselves
— British Logic (@BritishLogic) October 31, 2014
Is there anything more awkward than this!?
When the wifi goes down and 3G is too slow #ModernDayHorrors
— 2Spooky 4 u McFly (@JustJade1fy) October 31, 2014
Wi-Fi can be a pain sometimes.
— Ben Jones (@Benny_J) October 31, 2014
In light of Gerrard’s potential Liverpool exit. Unthinkable.
Standing on Lego bare footed #ModernDayHorrors
— Heat of the Moment (@ThisIsTheOneee) October 31, 2014
The worst pain imaginable.
The haunting smell of stepping in dog shit #ModernDayHorrors
— Harry (@Factor50) October 31, 2014
Could be worse…
When you can’t decide what you want for lunch #ModernDayHorrors
— Tesco Food (@TescoFood) October 31, 2014
Even Tesco got involved in the act.
People calling everybody 'mate' #ModernDayHorrors
— Chris Jackson (@jaxxon) October 31, 2014
Great shout, ‘mate’.
Too much water in my pot noodle #ModernDayHorrors
— Callum Bolland (@callum1428) October 31, 2014
Undoubtedly THE worst problem of them all.
— Andy Oldham (@andyoldham4) October 31, 2014
Millwall boss Ian Holloway in ‘Sleepy Holloway’.
— Freddie Herring (@FreddieHerring) October 31, 2014
Phillip Lahm in Silence of the Lahm’s.
The Clint Hill's have eyes #footballhorrormovies
— Andrew O'Neill (@AndyONeill97) October 31, 2014
Clint Hill starring in ‘The Clint Hill’s Have Eyes’.
— Oli Carrington (@OlinCarrington) October 31, 2014
Andres Iniesta in ‘Insidiesta’.
Final Distination #footballhorrormovies
— James Picken (@jamesppp94) October 31, 2014
Sylvain Distin in ‘Final Distination’.
— Hewi (@HewiUTB) October 31, 2014
Gary (or Phil) Neville starring in ‘The Neville Inside’.
— Josh (@joshjosh219) October 31, 2014
Burnley manager Sean Dyche in ‘Sean Dyche of the Dead’.
— Ethan (@ESissy97) October 31, 2014
Edwin Van Der Sar starring in ‘Edwin Van Der Scissorhands’.
— Sharad (@CescTape) October 31, 2014
Per Mertesacker in ‘Texas Chainsaw Mertesacker’.
— Gary Rowe (@Keebo91) October 31, 2014
Jamie Carragher in ‘Carranormal Activity’.
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